Sounds like you could use some physical activity and fresh air.

What about gun safety, survival training, discipline, and camaraderie create battle ready psychopaths in a few short weeks? I hope it’s not the physical exercise and fresh air.

Anyone who thinks it’s fine to use the word “retarded” to describe another person isn’t exactly the sharpest crayon in the box, and certainly not smart enough to be commenting on the intelligence of others.

Wow, using the R word. Cool bro. 

I decided to download it illegally. If he can illegally drive across the country and put people’s lives in danger, I can certainly download his movie without him complaining about it. 

Thinking the same thing. potentially a very profitable and untapped niche market...

Which explains the poverty rate and income inequality and homeless here in “bluest of blue” California how, exactly?

California is the #1 food producer in the U.S. and #3 in registered weapons.

In the complete absurdity of this whole thing what got me the most was:

That’s one way to do it. I personally prefer being able to stomach the view of myself in the mirror each morning though.

Malibu Pylon didn’t kill himself

No joke - this sort of content is exactly what I love about Jalopnik. Some off the wall little thing 99% of people would never think about twice, like ones about the tiny arrows on the gas gauge or some weird concept car from 1973.

Wait, do you think you earn interest on stock?  Good luck out there!

Dude...the milks are all different colors. Those colors may differ by store, but still. In my jurisdiction, wrong milk is Negligent Homogenicide.

I agree that Trump is a asshole, but just because you hate the guy doesn’t excuse Hypocrisy. You would have a hard time finding a politician in DC on either side that didn’t take money from the Russians. Prime Example, Hillary Clinton. And the NRA is a backer for large Gun and Ammo manufacturers, So being able to…

Tom, good blog, but I’m sorry, that is way, way too many screenshots.

Lol, no. I’m 36, firmly in millennial territory. 

big if true

So the evaluation would be identical for -anyone- who is poor and unable to skip work to get treated or evaluated?

Jesus, the world is so ignorant to things. You can’t 3d print a working gun. It still needs metal pieces (good luck keeping your fingers if you are trying to use plastic barrels and good luck getting a shot at all with a plastic firing pin). Also... making your own guns is not illegal, plenty of people do it.