Sleeper Agent.

My wife pointed out to me that the class of submarine they show in the movie is the Russian Akula class. They literally jump the shark (akula in Russian) right there in the trailer.

“It’s ok guys. It was a white car. It was merely foraging.... not looting like those black cars”

And Daft Punk is sad you said that.

Priority 3) Kick a certain New York billionaire in the sack a few times.

Check it out. Houston Cars & Coffee. Blue GT350? Look Mustang, act Mustang, not Full Mustang. Lost control, hit the curb, scared some people. Not Full Mustang. You know the GT500 in Chicago? The white convertible? Reckless, yes. Mustang, maybe. Drove it into a tree. But he did his best not to hit anything else.…

I once had work done on my car at a Jiffy Lube.

Centric Premium Rotors for the win. Seriously, these are the best OE replacement rotors going.

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

FAST & EXPENDABLE?

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

Username checks out.

We are Froot.

I fancy driving my Tacoma through it, but it’s too narrow.

Never let the facts get in the way of a joke. Seriously, have you EVER seen a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar? No! But you play along for the joke, which has a good chance of being super offensive.

Everyone loves Tacos?

Like that small spring that hit massa in the head?

Go back to China Bitch!