If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

hikes up its side skirts.

Two from PA, although I’m having a hard time finding anything official. Just third parties, including Jalopnik actually:

California’s visual inspection. Look, I’m all for the emissions check. I like breathing clean air. But if the sniffer can’t tell the difference between my car running stock or modded to hell and back, on what grounds are you basing your claim that my car is suddenly a “gross polluter”? Either the sniffer works and…

I mean, they slowed because he was in the road, so as to protect him.

At 35,000 lbs. those trucks are totally empty. I would love to see the test at 80,000 lbs. or so, fully loaded.

Not shown, a loaded truck...

No need to worry. There won’t be a driver. It’ll be an automated, never sleeps kind of rock flinging death machine running on Windows embedded. What can go wrong?

Forget it. He’s rollin’

“(Oh! Oh! Do the 124 Spider next!)“

A lager drink

Scratch that comment, I see that is a gen 2 CRX with grafted on pop-ups from a civic/prelude/accord.

Sorry. You’re wrong. All cars need pop up lights. No car has ever been ruined by pop up lights

It must have encountered an extremely modest bend in the road.

Here are some stickers for the button blanks...

This is hilarious since this is the same organization that lets Maldonado race.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

This will covfefe the hell out of its enemies

Neutral: Uh...yeah. I’ll never own a non-2-box vehicle again, ever. I can’t believe I tolerated a sedan for as long as did. Wagons, hatches, (some) coupes, SUVs, vans....all fine. You can sex up the A7 and Mazda6 as much as you want. My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got hatch, hon.

This should be banned period, if you do this to your truck on purpose you are a piece of fucking garbage, no exceptions you just are. If you defend people who do this you are also a piece of garbage.