They should really call it the Isle of Men. By which I don’t mean to be gender exclusive. I mean people of either sex with giant balls. That didn’t come out right. Very brave and skilled people of either sex. The Isle of Very Brave and Skilled People of Either Sex. Please don’t hurt me, Alanis.

Do you see now? Do you see the light?

Goddammit. How in the hell are you going to make a luxury SUV that in almost every aspect looks good, and then make the info system look like they forgot to even consider it during design, and then when they finished, realized their mistake and just went “Shit.....well, let’s just slap a tablet on it!”

PLOT TWIST! People are too small!

Hmm. I’d wager that the prices listed on the Ecoboost Mustangs aren’t actually attainable by the average shopper and are the result of bundled incentives that nobody actually qualifies for. Misleading advertising is a specialty of domestic dealers.

The long carbon bar is for the gears and the finger holy things are for the clutch. The left button is to change your view (First person, rear, etc) and the other is for the rewind time function.

If it’s like the Toyobaru or the Supra, I’ll probably drive 2 old MR2s into the ground before this gets released.

I can’t be the only one that watched the video and though “finally those poor cars have been put out of their misery”

What you can’t see in the video was the walkway above the track filled with pedestrians.

It’s a race car. If masonry brick was proven to be the perfect aerodynamic shape, they’d make them look like masonry bricks.

They’re going to do every single thing they can to extract as much performance per square cm, looks be damned. Makes sense to me. You don’t ask the fastest female runner in the world to get a…

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

There’s only one thing wrong with this comparison; Virtucon was a successful business!

One time a beer delivery truck was left unattended and unlocked in our high school parking lot. It was empty when the delivery man returned.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

Have to say, the RAM driver did a great job getting his truck slid into just the right position.

The governor expression is “balls out”. Aircraft is “balls to the (fire)wall”.

Stanced Toyota RAV3

Have you ever considered selling everything Jeep related and buying something reliable and capable - like a 3rd Gen 4runner?

It’s the other way around. He loses control of the car just before the live-streamed video ends. You can see (and hear) the airbag deploy at 3:01.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.