She looks like she really needs to go to the bathroom.

you said it out loud

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

That’s a GM problem! My old Saturn and one of two 9-3s did the same.

My favorite because its the one I know the answer to.

Good for Michigan. I can think of no better place to test autonomous vehicles than the 12 months of construction, potholes, random traffic jams, and vehicle destruction that is I-94.

How I imagine the Takata deal went down, Law & Order Style:

I wish I hadn’t.

I always said it, more than 200 HP? Be at least 25 years old, special training and several hours of gruesome videos showing what can happen if you’re not in control of your vehicle.

I’m not even going to watch the video. I just can’t. Oh God. My condolences to the father and the rest of the family.

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

“Just needs a nice set of new wheels and a few gaskets changed”

Commence David Tracy buying crappy Jeep jokes in 3, 2, 1....

Other reasons to move to Texas:

“You don’t drive a manual...”

My coworker and I both have BRZs. He is constantly taking his to the track and doing autocross and all of that, while I spend some time on the cosmetic side and add in things like LED lights and sound damping to the panels. He gives me shit all the time “You’re using the car wrong!” I love the 86 community in general,…

Other car enthusiasts and the rampant dick thrashing that it entails. “Oh, you can’t rebuild a small block? You’re not a car guy. Oh, you don’t drag race? You’re not a car guy.” etc etc etc

Giving a shit about cars is a real pain in the ass. I sometimes wish I was the kind of person who was just unapologetically boring and didn’t care. I’d drive a CR-V and park it on the street and not give a shit when people hit it, or it gets dirty, or cry when it rusts out because I live in upstate NY where every day…

All the extra costs everybody forgets

Cost.