Easy!

Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six

Quite possibly.

Europe has a plethora of “general transportation” commodity vehicles. The thing is, they’re not sold in the US.

how did you write this piece and not mention dirt bikes...?

Let’s review:

That’s an interesting (and very general) take. Euro snob much?

I've been on the receiving end over Afghanistan. Not cool. I was able to point out on a map though exactly where it came from to intel though. I like to think a bunch of army rolled in and went medieval on his ass.

The dealer name says it all.

Yes. I rented one of these for vacation when my friend and I were going to be spending a week road tripping around New England. I wanted a Fiesta, and it’s fuel economy, but they’d rented them all out and only had this left. Turns out I shouldn’t have wasted the money on the rental. Not only was the Versa…

People who do this need to be made an example of in the worst fucking way.

These things were as reliable as a crack addict in an unattended bank vault.

The Compass is worse, take all the awfulness of the Caliber, and slap on some faux “You wouldn’t understand, it’s a Jeep thing” badges.

The second generation Dodge Durango. They rusted like crazy, had engine problems, transmission problems, fuel system problems, build quality problems and on top of that rattled like crazy and would fall apart somewhere between 40,000 and 100,000 miles.

Bruh.

Ahem.

If you want me to click on anything, it needs one of two things:
1. Swedish Chef
2. Jeff Goldblum

This unfortunate situation forced these people to buy much more reasonable vehicles, such as used Cadillac Escalades.

Hmm. I’ve heard that before somewhere.

I think my days with giant, land-crushing SUVs will probably begin and end with the Hummer.