In other news, Audi invents new “Check Car Light” that illuminates the entire vehicle interior in orange, alerting the owner that most or all of the car requires major service on the electrical components.

lol she just likes oil, like protein for cars

No, that’s a turbocharger

Oh, I’m sorry, can you hold your engine together long enough to try to catch me?

Correct. I was deliberately mashing up a meme from a few months ago. google “alternator tattoo”

Supercharger?

Watts you talking about?

While definitely in “too soon” territory, I was both afraid someone would make this joke, and afraid someone wouldn’t.

Thank God no one ever gets hurt in the petroleum business.

Shocking.

Doug, you’re the best....

Yeah, let’s be honest, nobody still has a running Trans Sport.

How to calculate a trade-in value like the average car shopper:

Excellent article. My dad is one of these consumers. He has a low mileage 2006 GMC Denali pickup he swears according to KBB is worth $22500 and of course like any owner swears it is in pristine condition. For its age it is in good shape but far from the coveted KBB excellent. Sure it has low (55K) miles and it is…

or 4runners...

Holy crap, they offered him $500 for a Pontiac Transport? That’s a great deal, take it. Because according to this website a Transport is worth $305 in scrap. Because that’s where it’s heading ultimately. And I suspect sooner rather than later.

Where the hell was this article 2 months ago??? In all seriousness the EcoDiesel SLT Crew cab I bought a little over 2 months ago is well on it’s way to being one of the best vehicles I’ve ever owned. Can haul the P-car to events with gear and unloaded I’ve managed 30.7 mpg Hwy (805 miles on that tank). Gets better…

Its so strange that when you neglect a model for years and years that the sales numbers fall off a cliff...who would have seen that coming? Not the FJ cruiser, and certainly not the Xterra...

I have had a 2015 Black Express, 5.7 4x4 Crew Cab with the 3.92 rear end, for about 9 months now. Awesome power and sound, simple yet tasteful interior, great exterior look. I have gotten 18.7 MPG since owning the truck, with a good mix of city and highway. I love it.

awesome. Good for them.