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really does explain a lot

HK-47 would be proud.

SCIENCE BIATCH

If their restraints were too tight they couldn't get the funk out.

I mean, the killjoy answer is because it's a visual shorthand for 'Space battles are happening and humans are being injured the DRAMA!' but let's be honest: Starfleet's safety record is horrible in literally every way. Anything vaguely anamolous event threatens key systems at the drop of the hat, the ship holodeck

Maybe not the most beautiful, but definitely one of the most memorable.

The only reason my computer would weep is because of the ending. Hey-oh!

The Falcon will be safe, thanks to the power of MERCHANDISING.

Just remember that they made Battlestar Galactica and Eureka. Just keep repeating it your head. Ignore Sharknado.

Time to stop living in the past and upgrade to glorious Windows 8!