Never mind that shit! HERE COMES MONGO!

For their uncannily accurate portrayals, I would like to present Reilly and Coogan with this laurel, and hearty handshake.

Here’s the thing with Chris Pratt: when he told the story about exposing himself, he also says that the producers came to him and explained that he shouldn’t have done that and that he needs to inform everyone on set if he’s going to be nude so that people have the option of leaving. They also made him sign a contract…

Same. I never understood the bad rap Aquaman got— he’s basically King Arthur if he could summon sharks and (depending on the adaptation) control water psychically. Heck, in Batman: The Brave and The Bold, they pulled an Avatar: The Last Airbender, and extended his aquamancy to blood. Jason Momoa Aquaman looks like he…

Both are pretty bad, but BvS has the Batman warehouse fight, which stands head and shoulders over anything JL, that alone I think earns it a sport above JL.

Is that racism or speciesism?

...asking, as always, for a friend.

Thank you! I keep seeing these positive reviews and thinking I am taking crazy pills. 

“Peter David’s mean, bearded Aquaman” should link to Kate Beaton’s Peter David’s mean, bearded Aquaman.

Shut up and stop ruining my good Aquaman burn.

I’m surprised the two extra spikes don’t pop out from the sides when the fight gets really serious.

Looks like we got ourselves a trident pedant.

It doesn’t come up often, but one of Aquaman’s greatest weaknesses is that he can only swim at a 60-degree angle.

It’s a pentadent!

Exactly and an Oscar winning actor at that. I don’t often agree with the Academy (I find them horribly out of touch and no longer that relevant) however his win was just and deserving. 

the cop broke a sweat running out of his car like that....that’s good enough.

“aggravated assault” for what, being shot by a cop?

Having spent some time in New England, “Go fuck yourself” apparently also means, “Excuse me, could I grab a jar of spaghetti sauce if you’re still trying to decide which brand you want?”

We do?

Twitter is probably not the forum to defend yourself against sexual assault allegations, especially if you’re a public figure of growing fame.

Ignoring people on fucking Twitter isn’t “ducking questions”, it’s simply being an intelligent human being that values their sanity.