“You’re probably thinking about eating Knickers, which is honestly pretty fucked up.”

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

Shout out to those child actors, cause it looked like they did all their own stunts and it looked amazing (special props to the kid Charlie rammed into the car) like damn that was hilarious.

Mac and Charlie beat the shit outta those kids.

The slow motion shot —Marvel style— of Mac punching the annoying leader of the punks, was so satisfying I had to temper my glee by reminding myself they were beating up a bunch of kids.

Dee has been my favorite ever since she danced along perfectly with the inflatable tube man to Steve Winwood at the end of the boat episode.

I’m really glad I’ve avoided all the trailers and TV spots because that was a hilariously left-field visual gag. 

“Their phones did” .....And to think Cavanaugh went with the “i still have my calendars defense” lol

Glenn Howerton delivered Dennis’ line of “Their phones did” so well that I’m convinced Howerton is hiding something. He’s not to be trusted.

Charlie wanting to get a “good seat” up front. Only to have Dennis admonish him, “It’s a sexual harassment seminar, there are no good seats!”

In what way was it tearing apart #MeToo? I only saw it tearing apart the toxic behavior of people that don’t understand the movement (Charlie, Mac, Frank) or exploit the movement for their own gains (Dennis and Dee).   

I thought registered sex offender need to declare his/her status to his/her surrounding.

You know, you could probably get Trump to admit to using the N-word a lot if you asked him “How often did you say the N-word?” and made it sound like a challenge.

This is not for you, Republicans.

A lumpy chinstrap getting his ass handed to him by an old man isn’t political violence.

“You people”

Kindly go fuck yourself.

He was free to express himself. And he was free to get his ass kicked. The system still works. 

Did she ask?

Back then, we figured “You get caught talking about sexually assaulting a woman on tape, there’s no way you could (for instance) become President.” So naive.

We were so young back then...