“Taylor was the one to put the brakes on the relationship.”

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

An otter who can’t say penguin!

*snickers.

It helps if you’re stoned, 23, you don’t have cable, and it’s 1996.

Using the KonMari method, she probably pulled out each individual tampon and used Kleenex, contemplated if it sparked joy, and then thanked each for their individual service.

One half of that cat isn’t even a Double Creature with the other half of that cat.

So Amber won’t use Always?

How the FUCK does it take three hours to organize a purse.

hey, you know who that cat like almost exactly like?

The entire Housewives ethos is about purchasing fame as the final frontier of achievement. Fame is the dead end that plastic surgeons, realtors, restaurant owners, businessmen, etc. hit when they think they have it all. Housewives gives men (by proxy of their wives) a platform to be famous. And they get jealous when…

I like Terry more than Heather tbh

Yes, the deck in Below Decks is a holodeck and VPR stands for Vulcans Promoting Robots

I freaking loved Donn :(

oh god I thought I had gotten to the end of the page and when I saw the sandwhich, I assumed it was for the Double Creatue and thought “fuck they are really just running out of ideas, who are they gonna say the turkey sammich looks like, Elijah Wood?!”

Yes, a lawsuit seems like a reasonable reaction instead of, you know, asking the barista to go light on the ice.

OMG SORRY TUGBOAT. You just got bumped to #3 best bulldog name.

Somebody has to uphold the memory of TeamCatHQ...

The girl simply cannot take constructive criticism. She always responds with a personal attack. Naomi seems to be the only one growing. This season has been weird for me, but im team Kim Chi lol.