This is why every small town needs a Leslie Knope. Sad!

It IS sad that he has a mental disorder, yes.

Dolphin molesting female

I like to think that I am sex positive. But sexy times with dolphins is where I am preeeety sure I draw the line. I just spent four minutes after reading this just blinking and staring at the wall.

Perhaps Russell Wilson can teach her to throw those interceptions only during crunch time.

Mathu Anderson (who does Ru’s wigs) is a wig God.

Marcia Cross/Dr. Kimberly Shaw on Melrose.

All these Vanderpump Rule’s posts are such a tease! Hulu won’t let me watch this season... It’s killing me!!!

Yo, not to outdo you or nothing, but I would rather have a name ppl can’t pronounce than to have a name that everyone can pronounce, but is fucking silly.

I watched 13 hours of VR on Saturday because my jerk friends got me hooked on it. Let me just say, Tom could’ve used some coke that time it took him a week and a half to incorrectly put together an Ikea coffee table.

Scott and all his Kardashian burns need to be on top of this list. Ugh, Kanye...just ugh!

Dollars to donuts Sandoval has at least priced lace fronts.

I went to college with Thorgy! Get it, girl!

WHOA, NSFW. Goddammit, dude.

And you know how she deals with all those people? By not being here to make friends. Checkmate atheists.

I don’t see what the big deal is. We all still fondly remember and celebrate the acting career of John Wilkes Booth.

Yea, but Snarf made Neelix look like fuckin’ Shaft.

Robot? It’s a human in a suit.