TEAM KWAN 4EVER!

I WILL NOT SUPPORT TARA LIPINSKI. KWAN FTW. I support my argument by introducing into evidence the fact that despite this loss, Kwan is still the most decorated female figure skater in history. And where is Lipinski now? She’s got her cute little seasonal fashion gigs wherein she is routinely outshone by a guy who…

Getting dressed is overrated.

I didn’t get dressed today so.....

Michelle Kwan was robbed!

I don’t know what to do. This is why I never vote for county coroner. What if I elect a necrophiliac? better just to leave it blank. I can’t live with that on my soul.

Doesn’t Nathon Fillion play Gaston everyday?

may we never be as divided as the great netflix v. sex match-up of ‘15

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

I think my favorite is the fact the actual Trek actors adored the film.

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

my next step is to get a Mirena cause I’ve heard nothing but good things!

The problem I am having though, is....NO PERIOD sounds fucking great but periods are also my #1 failsafe for “YAY NOT PREGGO”. I mean, I’m on BC and we use condoms but I still get that “oh god what if something went wrong” moment before my…

Tampons can trigger cramps in people with dysmenorrhea, so I understand why pads are a go-to for many women. That said, fuck periods. Mirena for lyfe.

I’d rather have a hysterectomy than wear a pad or period underwear.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

What kind of monster would put mac and cheese on a plate?? Bowls are the clear winner.

Real talk. I don’t have any cups, but I felt like a total fucking genius when I realized I could drink out of my canning jars. Then...I realized I’m actually an idiot. A poor idiot.

Nothing like a mug of ice cream.

let’s just put the wellness nonsense aside and acknowledge that rice and mac n cheese are better from bowls. the two major food groups have voted.