Discovered something well known to local populations and already inhabited? Are we certain this guy isn't a white European?

The laugh that dude from Mumford & Sons lets out at the end of that tweet had me laughing really hard. Even he agrees that tweet was funny as hell.

typically it’s the larger female octopus that strangles and eats the male after copulation.

Yes. I wonder if you can get around the rules by just indignantly going `I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat!’ ;)

How would an Airline determine if you were that late in a pregnancy? I would assume that asking a woman how pregnant they are in order to deny them boarding would violate some laws or at the very least a big brand risk considering how different every woman carries a baby during pregnancy.

I usually give up heroin, but this year I’m giving up caring instead. Forty glorious days of just not giving a shit. It’s going to be epic.

I’m giving up abstinence and moderation.

The only reason to get married is to GET a high-end stand mixer.

I’ll get you a cream for butt enhancement. It’s called butter, and it’s delicious.

It’s like how my dad used to give me diet tips. I was 16/17 and constantly complaining about being fat etc (because I was an insecure teenage girl) and so he thought he was being helpful by constantly suggesting I not eat whatever I was eating. In his mind, he was listening to my concerns and helping. So my question…

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

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What if Anakin and Vader are somehow split as Force Ghosts? Snoak doesn’t quite look like Vader unmasked because he’s the part of the whole that was the pure dark side with the light side (represented by pre-corruption Hayden) forming the Anakin FG.

I don’t watch The Bachelor but I did watch Unreal and so I can’t help but read all this in the context of having watched that show— which sounds much better.

“I’m very, you know. I’m a lot to handle. I was very dorky looking when I was a kid,”

Her “A-game” obvi - who’s not *totally* attracted to people who obsess about decades old awkward haircuts?

Lol thank you, I came here to say exactly this.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

Counterpoint. Maybe he made a deal with the devil for success but the trade off was that he could never win any awards.

I believe that was Ricky Gervais, 2 hours ago.

Carrie was neither a whore nor a strong, smart woman. She was, however, a huge asshole.