Unbearable.

You’ve seen elite 10K runners take water?

The BroJos at letsrun can be extreme in their pursuit of a clean track and field. They declared Salazar and NOP guilty as soon as the ProPublica/BBC articles came out despite it being as you described. Salazar’s response was very strong, even if at some places bizarre and paranoid, and the BroJos aren’t sure what to…

The David Ortiz analogy doesn’t work well, it is much closer to the Alex Rodriguez fiasco.

What in the world is the backstory on this phallic disaster?

Viszlas rule. Here is mine as a pup, appropriately named Rugby.

“That fucking back line!”

Because there’s overwhelming fossil evidence that they did.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

Rizzo third is the kind of boldness that suggests you, Leslie, will be chosen to be one our civilization’s leaders after the apocalypse. Leaving Beaker outside the top 10, however, suggests we’re going to revolt against you shortly thereafter.

The Bjorn Ultimatum

I find these sorts of arguments are made a lot by American sports fans. “Let’s change aspects of football to something more akin to what I understand and know” solely so they can be more comfortable watching.

NFL draft precedence: three #1 picks and a #2 pick for RGIII and Out.

You missed the best part: "...and you're not going to sacrifice my babies (hugs tiny purse-dog) for some damn bear!".

As much as we all may hate to admit it, Bill Simmons gave an easy solution that doesn’t radically upset the rules:

oh they are poor, I get it! hilarious.

Why is it “since someone will ask”? How about “hey gang, this is just logically part of the story.”

I believe you mean to say...STICK TO SPROTS!