My reaction, too.  I guess I’m just old.  When all my friends were getting pregnant, it was still pre-Instagram days, and they just would say “Guess what?  I’m pregnant!”  We’d exchange a few words about it, check in with one another along the way as to how we’re feeling, but generally just went about our days as…

I’m not sure how Britney Spears “escapes tabloid scrutiny” when it was shit like them publishing upskirt photos of her vag that helped fuel her breakdown in the first place. All of Kanye’s shit, we know because he puts it out there. He’s not being hounded by the press, he’s tweeting this shit from his bunker and then…

Ruuuuude.

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As funny as this meme is, most of the time presenters are dusted with powder makeup to remove natural skin oil shine. If they recorded at home, which is likely, they probably didn’t have the necessary makeup artist on-site to prep them for the recording, so they end up looking shiny.  We all look shiny, we just have…

Against this social backdrop, the absurdity of the 45-year-old mother of all summer blockbusters, Jaws, has never been clearer. It is the story of a cop, with no background in marine biology and, in fact, hatred of water, taking it upon himself to hunt a great white shark, a vulnerable apex predator whose survival is…

Wanda will tell you all you need to know about this show:

The first one had more laughs. I did enjoy Kate McKinnon’s cat adoption sketch, though.

“Acupuncture was poo-poo’d for so long, so was reiki,” she said. “So was hypnosis, and now you’re seeing them become more standard in hospitals.”

no. 20% is an extremely generous tip. Call me a fucking jerk all you want. Tipping is stupid and sexist, and we should be pushing for a change that sees servers paid a fair wage and doesn’t put customers in that awkward situation of tipping. IT DOES NOT CREATE BETTER SERVICE. And you know what? The 2% they’re shorted…

Hale and a cast of heavy-hitters at every position. Shouts also to Armando Iannucci, creator of Veep and showrunner till last season - if you havent seen it, check out a show he created called The Thick Of It, about British politics - wit so sharp you’ll cut yourself.

I will say good apology though:

The only people worse than “Instagram influencers” are people who voluntarily give Instagram influencers money, so that they too might become Instagram influencers.

None of them deserves a refund.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

“...the whole purpose of art, I would argue, is to bring us together.”

Once upon a time, this is what would’ve happened: he finds the wallet and turns it in to the box office; she calls the venue the next day and says, “did anyone turn in a lost wallet?” The venue says, “Yes, we have it.” She goes back to collect it.

Also from her speech;

JLD is a goddess. Period.