forever a jenny slate fan. i love when she says “horny” and it was a nice surprise to see her in hotel artemis.

I thought that at first too, but when she stops moving, they continue to move until they come to rest. I would imagine that the rig has controls for automatic secondary actions that they don’t use but may have been designed in case they needed it down the line, and it was turned on by mistake. 

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.

Not often you get to say good job MTV.

Age / 2 + 7 is the classic.

I agree wholeheartedly, but its also legal to vote for politicians who will put laws in place to stop this. No one seems to want to do this. It’s legal to vote for policies that will provide a stronger social safety net, or higher taxes on the wealthy, or stronger protections for employees, but that hasn’t happened…

There’s one way and one way only that people have to start turning things around: Vote. Every election, every race, no matter what. There are far more people that think this kind of stuff is insane and evil than benefit from it, but things only change when a sufficient number of people care enough to show up to vote.

It’s ridiculous that religious marriage is the basis for any legal rights or responsibilities. The state should only sanction civil unions. Period. If people also want to have a religious ceremony that’s their prerogative, but it should be completely separate from anything to do with government.

More like this.

Well, I like the hell out of Gaffigan, and this interview makes me like him more. I hope that Netflix doesn’t do something petty and pull his specials out of their content because he didn’t go with them; his stuff is good, and to me it’s fun to rewatch. He’s deceptively, if that’s the right word, skilled - he seems to…

Hot Pocket take?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Java? or javascript. Please hire an editor. I know it’s not vogue for web blogs to use editors but sure would be nice.

The most goddamned infuriating thing about this video is the fucking camera work!!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!!! Landscape mode motherfucker!!!

Leave sharks alone, humans. The smear campaign must end!

Things assholes care about, RANKED!

This again and again and again.

I more than just didn’t like the movie. I don’t know what it was about that mess, but I hate it with a passion that’s hard to explain. It was just so ... stupid. And not “good” stupid like Dude Where’s My Car, but just shitty and bad and amateurish.

Haha! They started adding the dates to all the holiday signage a couple of years ago. I’m not sure why. The only time it’s needed is for like Easter.