A little backstory: https://www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18183480/trump-hamberders-clemson-football

So, fast food is bad for you (it is) and this is marginally less bad. Message received, stay out of fast food dispensaries (thanks, Lenny Valentin). Got it. Oh, I’ve already been doing that, so carry on. 

1st Gear, Neutral: Wait, what?! The Excel trendline said this market boom would go on forever!

Those brake duct scoops in the Jackie Stewart clip couldn’t have helped, either. 

Where is Steve “Magneto” when you need him?

Mud flaps, my friend. Mud flaps. They do throw mud flaps though. Ask me how I know.

Mmmm, no.

To be fair, GM is not in the infrastructure business. It always seemed curious to me that an oil company doesn’t offer all the various TRS-80 specific chargers that manufacturers require (see what I did there?) Perhaps there should be a national standard charger, a la gas filler necks, and let the infrastructure…

It’s not what it costs, it’s what it makes. 

My dad used to threaten to “kick my ass up around my shoulders.” He painted a vivid picture.

From your older self: There comes a time when you can never trust a fart again.

Having learned to play many instruments when I was young, I can tell you, either you have music, or you don’t. There are a lot of very talented musicians out there - I’m not one of them, but I have my moments. If you want to learn for your own enjoyment, have at it. Most people are not interested, although some beer…

A star for the Riblet reference.

I was going to write a witty reply, but hard.

CP, but for those NP voters, this is just the vehicle to pull up to the KFC drive through window to get your Bowl of Sad. Who knows, they say the girl working the fry-o-lator is dim, so maybe she would be impressed.

I’ve been driven fast in a 67 GTO 389 Tri-Power, a 67 Plymouth Satellite 426 Hemi with dual quads, and a 2016 Tesla Model S. Guess which one was the most dramatic.

Why, you kids today, with your complicated shoes, and your yeah yeah yeah. (I am almost retirement age.) 

How else are you going to get the chicks, man?

All those old “musk” colognes were from the 60s and 70s when bathing was a few times a week thing. I know. I lived them. Mennon advertised a deodorant that worked for several days, and had a commercial with a hairy dude saying he didn’t take a shower yesterday, and he might not take one today, because Mennon.

Yeah, baby boomers invented the internet. So, hate that. =D