Why do you play with baby shit???

What are you, click police? I’ll click on things without first reading. This is INTERNET!

So LAPD’s are real life stormtroopers?

All truck drivers know how to do that, helps us get into tight docks, except we usually do it while backing up.

fastest lotus ever;

Then you waive your coverage and the money you pay for insurance premiums might as well be going straight down the toilet.

Hence the financial incentive.

#ReadingComprehension

I agree, seatbelts should not be mandatory either.

“Up to X or more” is my favorite. It encompasses all the real numbers. Literally everything from -infinity to X qualifies as does everything from X to infinity. What it really means is, “We have no data to make any claims, but we heard you like numbers!”

Libertarian?

That’s called “getting paid by the hour.”

I live in Texas.

I duct-taped a coffee can to the exhaust tip of my old Vanagon in high school, then had a buddy spot me as I drove sideways across all the speedbumps on campus to troll all the Honda boys.