Thanks for doing this Dan.

When reached for comment about his promotion, Darke said "Oh, it's incredible! You could not write a script like this"

Bring back the tie, honestly.

I grew up watching wrestling with my dad, and as an adult I've recently overcome my shame for still finding this shit super entertaining. It makes me twitch whenever I hear someone who has no interest in wrestling criticize its legitimacy. Is it real? No. Do I expect "legitimacy" from wrestling? Well, I expect the…

And the tweet of the day ...

It was on ESPN nationwide. I believe they just use Unimas because they consider it superior to not hear American commentary.

He apparently was suffering from broken ribs for the entire game as well. And yet, SKC managed to win in a shootout against Nick Freakin' Rimando.

Fuck you guys for not including the laker bros or blessedtocomment316

And my goodness, what a loss to baseball because of damn FOOTBALL. Yes, I'm giving you the side-eye, FOOTBALL.

Well it's fun until it comes out that one of the England players has a mental breakdown and flies back home. Not joking about this, but an England player named Jonathan (!) Trott decided to leave the tour. The England team is saying that his issues were known to them for years, but what's important to note was that…

I hate Americans who claim to be "soccer fans" who hate on the MLS. The league is more competitive and popular now than it's ever been. Games are exciting to watch and the fans have taken notice. They may not boast the star power that Europe's leagues have, but if you watch a few games you start to appreciate what…

Then start watching some Portland Timbers matches. Will Johnson loves him some free kicks.

Someone totally needs to ask Francessa on the air his opinion of the Red Bulls chances to get past the Dynamo this week... but not mention the sport or the league.

If you don't like it, go watch the Lebron/Kobe jerkathon in the NBA.

You win the award for "Best use of Dean Ambrose since he was called up from NXT."

At least our soccer teams are good this year. Giants suck. Yankees didn't make it. Rangers suck. Knicks are gonna suck. But the Cosmos won the NASL and Red Bulls are looking pretty good in MLS. Guess it's something

I showed this in my speech classes for years, and even in a few sections of persuasion courses. It's such a strong example of the basic speech format we've taught for, literally, millennia. Attention-getter, three main points, establishing credibility, utilizing both logical and emotional appeals—its legacy is so…