Relocate 'em to New Jersey, imo.

I need a Greg Howard soliloquy on Everton's fantastic day, please.

I certainly hope they look into the part about BC Place's soccer configuration that includes a retractable hanging tarp so as to keep the atmosphere from being lost with only the lower bowl filled (at best), because Seattle this won't be.

13th in FIFA, 15th in Elo, 16th in SPI.

And they say football doesn't cause traumatic brain damage...

Computerized strike zones, please.

I expected something heartwarming like a follow up on Tahiti's experiences since the end of the Confederations Cup or something.

It's the closest thing to capitalism in all of pro sports.

As a Cosmos supporter, this location for NYCFC pleases me greatly.

I would give anything for Celtic to somehow contend to advance from the group, and I'm not even a supporter.

I take issue with "Fuck Doug Brien," Hackett and Edwards lost that game for us, not him.

*guy succumbs to emotion after being heckled over the recent death of his mother*

"On the grand scale of LOLMets ineptitude, this incident rates pretty low, but"

Is this comment serious?

There are three separate HIGH SCHOOL football games on ESPNU, ESPNews, and Fox Sports 1 right now. Does anyone else find this kind of ridiculous?

I've been trying to find a gif from the Simpsons episode "Kill the Alligator and Run," of the sheriff throwing his hat onto the ground only for it to bounce back onto his head, but I can't :(

That's a shame, and I was gonna buy this game too.

One of the frustrating things that's come out of this is the claim (repeated on SportsCenter, Fox Sports Live, and even by Tim Kurkjian) that Ichiro is only the third player to reach 4,000 professional hits. He's actually the seventh, after Rose, Ty Cobb, Julio Franco, Jigger Statz (who has to be listed in some sort…

Friday, September 6. WCQ in Costa Rica

The challenge system is terrible and it should be left solely in the hands of the officials, like in college football. Also, just have the strike zone called by computers already.