Neutral:

They’re not any more boring than the historic tracks. Monaco produces the worst racing of any series anywhere. But it’s Monaco so we love it.

... seems like a gripe. Does not seem like a “huge catch” either.

What other media outlets are suggesting buying shitboxes to get free tows though? To be fair that’s right in the Jalopnik wheelhouse

it may seem like a great concept and a solid reason to go out and buy a junker, the inevitable break-down of which will no longer cause you too much financial pain

Plus is comes with 12 free months of AARP membership.

My neighbor got a blue Silverado recently. My wife tells me, “Did you see that nice looking truck our neighbor just got?”

“Apparently, Super Cruise was also struggling with seeing the lines on the road. Snow, dirt, heavy rain—basically anything that can obscure your sight path—would disengage the system. “That one happened a lot,” Vivian said.”

So... why not just buy a Raptor?

I was being a bit tongue in cheek. I think his point was David could move 3,000 lbs. of rust 100 miles for $24 with a total vehicle investment of maybe $1,000, some bloodied knuckles, and a tetanus shot. Let’s all hope he gets there in one piece...

Yeah, but you have to drive a Tesla the whole time, sooo....

So you’re saying a new Tesla is more efficient transportation than a $500 extremely rusty 43 year-old postal Jeep? That's quite the profound analysis. I’m sure David would appreciate your help with his next project if he doesn’t succumb hypothermia or tetanus on the way to Moab.

You’re supposed to clean the snow off your car before you drive it, sooo...

Dude, I’m not in your head, we’re the same person. Look, I’ve drawn it all out:

fulfill the cult of shareholder value which is a relatively recent neoliberal value.

Why didn't they put it wide side across the scooters? That way he wouldn't have to hold up the back, just have one person on each scooter

How weird... A Trump-related article with a picture of Trump where he looks like a raging lunatic. Whether he is...or isn’t... Why not attempt to be neutral? Why not just have a picture of the autonomous car and report on the public’s perception of them? Sure, mention Trump’s remarks, but try to do it in a neutral way?

“I put an average of 3,000 miles/year on my car”

Fuck you.

“Na, you got it all wrong, FCA should have kept selling the Dart; doesn’t matter if no one was buying them. That 27mpg combined will make all the difference in 2 years when gas prices climb. I’m telling you, FCA’s gonna regret selling all those Cherokees that only muster 25mpg combined. I can’t believe FCA choose to…