I’m 27. Not even close.

A Miata with all seasons would. I’ve been reliably told it’s impossible to maintain any traction with anything less than snow tires between October and April.

Given the nigh-unprecedented secrecy around Zuma, it’s hard to say anything with certainty; that said, In SpaceX fan circles at least the readings of the tea leaves seem to put the suspected failure squarely in Northrop Grumman’s court. As mentioned in the article, it’s known that NG built both the satellite and the…

That story started out really nice and then got really sad.

Hahahahahahahaha, whew! You’re funny.

2nd Gear - Counterpoint: Why do we all have to drive two box cars with terrible storage layouts? Why can’t I travel with my kids, wife AND dog all in the same car, at the same time? And why can’t I live in the suburbs, where I have a nice warm 2 car garage to park my cars in, without having to alternate sides of the…

Bros before backhoes.

Don’t turn on the scent diffuser.

Hey I had that done yesterday, wasn’t the worst.

Newsflash: you’re a humorless twat who is probably overpaid at $18 an hour. I bet your coworkers can’t fucking stand your endless hot taeks

I monitor this on my laptop. (And by “monitor,” I mean stare at it until we land.)

Now that I have a truck again I need to start remembering to shovel out the bed.... second time this week I’ve been on my way to work after a dusting of overnight snow, and looked in the rearview mirror to see a swirl of bed snow blizzard in my wake.

To me, that’s the same mindset that complains that the 500s and Minis are too small and completely unsafe and unusable.

Look at the bright side; I bet she can make a mean piece of Avocado toast though.

It most certainly does not. Once it clicks off you have to re-trigger the pump by releasing and then pushing it in again. This is either a fabricated story or a malfunctioning pump.

fucking legalese on Jalopnik? What’s next saying that FWD is awesome?

Don’t lie to me it’s aliens jalopnik is a front for the cia coverup hiding alien visitors I know cause I’ve been contacted by the aliens and they are nice don’t try to tell me that it isn’t true they said the earth is really flat and they have 200 proofs and global warming is cause of vw and elon musk is from Venus…

It’s nice to know that after all these years, the Air Force can add “SpaceX launch” to the list. Calling almost all of them weather balloons was getting a little tiring.

Twitter video is the new RealPlayer.

Because nobody hates women like women. Ever have a group of friends who are girls? I have, they constantly bash each other. Think a guy cares if a girl wears the same dress 20 times? NOPE. Only women will go and buy a different dress for a night out because their friends will look down on them. Women, not straight…