fucking legalese on Jalopnik? What’s next saying that FWD is awesome?

Don’t lie to me it’s aliens jalopnik is a front for the cia coverup hiding alien visitors I know cause I’ve been contacted by the aliens and they are nice don’t try to tell me that it isn’t true they said the earth is really flat and they have 200 proofs and global warming is cause of vw and elon musk is from Venus…

It’s nice to know that after all these years, the Air Force can add “SpaceX launch” to the list. Calling almost all of them weather balloons was getting a little tiring.

Twitter video is the new RealPlayer.

Canadian money isn’t real money.

Because nobody hates women like women. Ever have a group of friends who are girls? I have, they constantly bash each other. Think a guy cares if a girl wears the same dress 20 times? NOPE. Only women will go and buy a different dress for a night out because their friends will look down on them. Women, not straight…

Alanis sounds like she missed out on the opportunity of become one of these models and blames everyone for it.

From my GF: “she wrote it like she was writing him a personal letter and trying to get others to hate him for his comments.” yeah.

I’ll never understand how wanting to take jobs and money from the women who model is somehow considered a feminist stance. You’d think women would support each other and cheer on other women who are working and making a nice living for themselves. But who am I to judge right?

Remember when the sound of a Formula 1 engine was all you needed to get aroused? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

It’s funny how some gear heads look at vehicles and make asumptions. I use a pick-up to haul a boat and a few buddys to the lake on week ends, heaven for bid I dive it to work or the grocery store with out being loaded to the gills.

This. A lot of people who have never been to the US cannot possibly fathom how much room we have here. I used to think giant trucks were a joke, then I drove one, now I own one. It’s a great winter truck and hauls all my woodworking materials with ease.

The United Kingdom combined would be our twelfth largest state. We have the room.

Chevy’s going back to round wheel wells huh? Kinda?

After reading the litany of questionable decisions this guy has made so far, I’m not sure he isn’t David Tracy.

That’s what one of these babies is for...

“It’s okay, officer! I’m with Jalopnik! I’ll take it from here!”

I’m not sure you understand a pyramid scheme.

Because you drive slow. Plus you are probably wildly flaiiling your arms at people driving jeeps, talking loudly to yourself.

Same reason someone will pay 80k for a Z06 that will rarely see over 70 and see the track once in it’s life. They want it, and they can.

“Watching three hours of cars following each other” From the regs: “The distance of all races, from the start signal to the chequered flag, shall be equal to the least number of complete laps which exceed a distance of 305 km (Monaco 260km). However, should two hours elapse before the scheduled race distance is…