Not going to lie, I totally just had to google what a C max was. Completely forgot that thing ever existed.

I almost asked if erotic Jeep based fan fiction was a thing but then I remembered, this is the internet.

I still feel the original “the pass” should have warranted a penalty of sorts and not ended up getting the win. If you have to go all 4 wheels off track to make the pass, it’s not legitimate pass.

The 4 door Wrangler is an abomination that never should have happened.

I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

Wy indeed.

I have a feeling it is shits and giggles to drive because of the fact it isn’t perfect.

I’m not sure what I just read. What is your point? I remember pancakes, beef and that it’s hard to be a student and car enthusiast.

Lol, what

Because some people like trucks.

As a to-be dad in November, I appreciate this take.

I used to be of that opinion.

Thanks for reminding me that it’s 2017 and TO (arguably one of the top 5 wide receivers of all time) is still not in the Hall of Fame because people are stupid.

When VTEC kicks in:

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

The old one looked better. The new grill ruins it. (i mean, ruins, ya, but you know what I mean.) Having owned a ‘05 E55 AMG Estate, the best part is that NO ONE will notice you in this thing, unless they really know what they’re looking at, and let’s be honest, hardly anyone does.

A fixed roof desert runner is going to make the apex trail truck/rock crawler/beach cruiser and mall cruiser irrelevant? Nope. Not happening. The coming Bronco will not do it either.

Nah I’ll still take a Jeep thanks.

Well I will send an email to Ford to cancel the whole project then. “Scrap it, boys. There’s a guy on the internet who only hauls stuff in his 2WD speed bump scraper, so no need for the Raptor.”