Me: Hey, uh... this condom has holes it.

Well, unlike Ms. Dolezal, Ms. Theron is African.

It has a V12. Your sedan doesn’t. Next please

Because most car buyers aren’t known for their rational decisions.

Maybe the copied Mercedes, or maybe they were just winging it.

Because the company that made the flares bolted them onto a Challenger? And Jalopnik apparently thinks it’s a production model, even though it won’t be fully revealed for another month and a half.

Do Massachusetts-Rhode Island-Connecticut count, or are you limiting this to Good States?

If you want to pay millions of currency units for a Challenger, I’m sure they can make it pretty for you.

I believe they are called wheels

That same concept goes with the general public when they know that your a “car guy”. A coworker yesterday was astonished that I had no to desire to ever own a Ferrari or Lamborghini. He was like, “But your a car guy, don’t you love super fast cars & stuff”.

Does any car marker have any appealing entry level products??

My favorite part of this car is that it seems to have been created to piss off Jalopnik commenters.

If a pun can be mistaken for an error, it’s not a very good pun.

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

Sounds like shit.

Honestly though, there are plenty of guys who tow for a living and want to be in a comfortable place while they drive across the country. The hot shots my company uses almost all have fully loaded duallies with a goose neck in tow and probably do some ridiculous miles every year. Why wouldn’t you want to be…

They serve two purposes:

#FakeNews

So when did this poor kid get his revenge? :(

Or... you could just move over.