mgbdg
MGBDG
mgbdg

Yeah, the welds on that piece of shielding (not like they were welds on the intake manifold or anything) looked like garbage.

By the sound of all the damage someone had been out joyriding in the thing. Maybe crashed it.

via email from China

Obligatory:

I would never move to Canada.

My high school GF gave me a blow job in the back of her car when her mom was driving us home from her grandfather’s farm in the country. It was a couple hour drive at night, so my GF’s head was in my lap. I thought she was asleep until she unzipped my pants. I thought she was just teasing until she started. Even then

It’s always cute when the girl is confident like that and takes the initiative

My first date with my wife. We were about to start our second year of law school, and she really didn’t want to go back. She had little to no interest in becoming a lawyer, but had succumbed to family pair. We had been friends through our first year, and I told her I’d take her on an adventure to cheer her up. I

Well.

I love Jalopnik and I trust y’all, but some things well, I will regret making public knowledge.

So basically, you want to hear about our road-head stories ?

There would be a band of outlaws that would build up Camry’s and Accord’s, and drive them by the moonlight. Bruce Springsteen would write a goofy song about them.

Ugh.....You guys are still talking about this?

The alleged designer also admitted that the Bronco would go up against the Wrangler, but that it wouldn’t get removable doors or a removable top (just a panoramic sunroof)

Seriously, you expected something else??? They are just names being slapped on to vehicles built to hit an established market segment, nothing more.

do you guys live in an imaginary world on the FP, seems like the whole world except for you guys know that the bronco and ranger are not going to be that un-official pictures you keep on posting to get the clicks.

But can the police issue tickets on private property?

Plenty of Jalops will buy the 2018 Stinger - in 2026.

Gotta offer a manual (that nobody buys) for people to chat about it.

ISuckAtPaint

When can we expect the commercials with the dolts claiming it looks like a Bentley, or BMW?