That dog’s name? “Duck”.

This I what I was thinking the whole time I watched this video.

It doesn’t matter if you are doing 60 mph or 160 mph, if there is someone behind you who wants to go faster than you do, then move the F over.

He’s not demanding more money. His salary and signing bonus are both set by the fact that he was picked #3, and there’s no negotiating on those figures.

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

Hey can you help me with mine?

This has to be the most jalopnik picture ever posted on jalopnik

They just need to hang out in the comments section here, and can earn as much as $8792 a month.

“The car that most announces that you’ve arrived”. In other words, the car that’s the most baller af.

Yep. I got one as a rental car, and I was amazed at how cheap the thing felt. The interior light colors were mismatched (what’s with the analog clock?) and the gauges and seats were more suited to a ‘90s Grand Caravan. I have to say that I liked the way the steering felt in turns, but that’s about the only faint…

I actually really dig that commercial. Really well done. Shame it was wasted on a 200. Haha

Well there’s the two bothers with helmets on supposedly racing each other at Monaco in their Camry’s.

Sweet! I can have all my friends sign my shovel after I fix it!

You either die an automotive legend or live long enough to see yourself become just another European.

This is from the Detroit free press article:

In for “hurrr durrr can’t make turnz. Brown Volvo wagon manual durrr”.

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

He’s confusing drive shafts snapping with transmission failure.

You think the TRANSMISSION (which is fantastic) is the reason they can’t put 707hp to the ground in a RWD car running street tires?

Uh... What?