But what they build in the US is not the same as what they sell in the US. They’re simply building locally what most local customers want.

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”

Ahh, the Jalopnik standard.

if you throw a paperclip in the bed does it make a hole in the aluminum?

Is that a yes or a no?

Hey, let me be the first to welcome you on your first day to Deadspin!

Starting it off early this year.

“How We Do” is a superior 50/Game collab.

Peak torque is all well and good, but can anyone tell me what the torque ratios are?

That was a joke on the jet fuel can’t melt steel beams thing. Don’t worry bro, I’m playing outfield today. I’ll catch all those jokes flyin’ over your head!

Electricity can’t melt steel tools.

Now you guys just have to buy the damn thing instead of just lusting over it in Jalopnik comments section.

*quietly recalling all the times I rode in the back of our station wagon laying on the floor and wondering how I’m alive....

A Lambo beat an S-Class?!?

uhh. thats not how this works. thats not how any of this works.

there can’t be muscle cars because you can’t just put a full sized car’s engine into a compact or intermediate body anymore.

Cars aren’t too expensive. People just want cars they can’t afford.

Bottom line, it wasn’t his or Tesla’s fault that a truck driver made a left turn into oncoming traffic. It is a human problem, not an engineering one.

To reveal my source would be a breach of my journalistic integrity and the unwritten rules of the sea.

I kept scrolling down and I still can’t tell.

DO I KEEP FACEPALMING OR DO I OFFER MY RESPECT FOR THE COMMITMENT??! #whatcoloristhedress