Well yeah, you can’t drive out of your garage with them open dude.

Think about the root of the word “tractor”.

Ass hole. It screams I have a 12-14 inch cock and this is the only vehicle that can contain my goods. I need two of these.

Chrysler ME412

Chrysler:

He’s complaining about prices, not the rate at which his fleet burns fuel.

I’m no fan of Nazis

OR

Smelly old emissions equipment-less slow diesel

I can tell this is going to be a real BMW rival. Did you see that brake dust?

but foul balls are counted as strikes...

Is it just me, or is the Jalopnik “fuck grammar and spelling” circus extra bad today?

Looks like the Prius that Dirty Mike and The Boys used.

If only it was digital!!!!!!!!!

Yes, you need to get ten friends to buy an S, then you get an X.

My favorite one of all time. USS Columbus.

Do this agin in January, and include a snowmobile.

You need a 4.0L for your Jeep, as god intended.

The catcher extending his arm to catch it was also an illusion?