By morning, I checked the fuel gauge and found that my decadent anti-freeze-to-death policy had only really used up 1/7th (around 14%) of the car's gas. That's not such a bad price — that's a bit under a gallon, so, about $2.70 not to die. That's a steal! If you're doing this obviously be careful to note if your car…

Dodge

Where'd you get that joke, the toilet store?

Go on...

"Now who's going to slice?!?!"

You just described a V8.

I think the reintroduction of the the Magnum, available with the Hellcat, would break Jalopnik.

Viper GTS

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If I had this and an F40 in my garage, I would never leave the house because I wouldn't be able to choose which car to drive.

While I never had one, I've always wanted a Wrangler, or even a Cherokee. They seemed simple, had room for your friends ;), and were fun enough to not need to drag race everything. Hell they were the most fun when they were getting almost stuck at 2 mph. Also, do I have to mention beach/camping trips? Maintenance was…

Doesn't the 2015 Nismo GT-R cost, like, a bajillion fucking dollars?

Jeep Wrangler, it is the only logical choice.