Hi Debbie Downer.

Exactly. Thank you 

I’m just saying this: imagine asking FedEx or UPS or whatever freight carrier to ship a 3,000 pile of anything 100 miles. What will that cost you? Just trying to justify how awesome internal combustion engines are/were, and while I enjoy what the electric/hybrid world delivers, there’s nothing carnal about it.

David, this is my favorite post in the history of Jalopnik. Thank you.

I was talking about the 4Runner!

To be clear, I was referencing your 85 4Runner

no, they’re basically buying CAFE credits from Telsa.

This isn’t focused in the United States....

Imagine if Tesla and FCA did team up, but only for Jeep and Ram (outside of the buying-CAFE credits equivalent).

you act like there’s something wrong with that

Hello, who are you?

I would spec mine as a TJ AEV Brute. After all these years, and the JK in between, it’s still better looking than what FCA was able to put together.

Guessing it has to do with pedestrian impact issues / marginal fuel economy improvement

Love everything about it except the rear wing looks like the one J-
Roc slapped on the back of Julian’s Monte Carlo.

I’ve been working on my UberPickup concept for over two years.  I actually got to a section of the website for “product enhancements” only to be told they don’t “accept outside submissions for future product concepts”

You get out of my head.  I’ve been working on the same concept.  I focused on Uber and called it UberPickup (get it, get it?!).  I actually got to some portion on the website about “product enhancements/ideas” only to be told that they don’t accept ideas for future product from “outside.”

Just got rid of my Ram 1500. It’s nice to park in the garage now, be able to use the short term lot near the terminal at the airport, find a parking garage I can fit in when I travel to Philly or DC for work meetings, etc.  Was nice for the 5-7 times per year I used the bed for mulch, furniture, or whatever. But it…

I’m sorry your friends with a Masters in Scandinavian Basket Weaving aren’t making more than Mike or Susan working their shift.  Your comment is the worst I have ever seen on this site, and THAT is saying something.

doesn’t matter if there’s a recession coming or not...an unprofitable component of your business will be axed 10/10 times

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