At least he didn’t kneel for the national anthem. That is what is really important. This, or any of the other stuff is okay.

Don’t worry, the Tallahassee PD investigated and said everything checked out.

I’m not familiar with your American footed ball, but is there anything in this young man’s background that suggests emotional instability and poor impulse control?

He seems nice.

Jesus. Does Lee here owe you money or something?

a Steely Dan tontine