I'm not pregnant yet, but if / when that happens I have a feeling I'll opt for the Lazy Birthing Plan. Of course to be fair, I live in a major metro area where the hospitals are stellar and I have plenty of OB practices to choose from.

I really liked him in Friends with Kids

He's just fucking lying his way through this debate, huh?

Why does Romney keep smirking? On what planet is the current economy funny?

THIS JUST IN: ROMNEY LOVES BIG BIRD

There is no drunk enough.

This is where not having the option of viewing posts chronologically especially sucks.

I would probably substitue chocolate. You want to feel better for the moment and worse in the morning to get the full effect.

Because New Yorkers, especially transplants in my (admittedly judgmental) opinion, never think they should have to travel more than 10 minutes to get anything.

Yep.. Anna Holmes was a long time ago.

Jesus Christ. Please never tell anyone that story again without warning them that you're about to say something graphic first. Seriously I was not at all prepared to read that.

You totally missed the joke. The OP was pretty obviously not referring to white men when they said "men of certain ethnic groups," Zombie's response was sarcastically calling out their racist BS.

Well then clearly you're a terrible person. How dare you be poor and still expect to eat without shame.

Dude, you just equated swallowing jizz to a mother breast feeding her child based on the fact that they both *technically* have nutritional content.

So was mine.

And New Hampshire also seems to be very "Fuck you, I'll do what I want" friendly.

I think the real question here is what was that woman doing using her knockers to feed a child?

Which is always code for, "What is a woman doing attempting to be a mother and exist in public at the same time?!?!"

But that would be your choice, based on what you are comfortable with.

A lot of people have a problem with it when it isn't done out of view of everyone else. Honestly I think it has something to do with how our culture sexualizes breasts to the point where seeing them in the function that evolution actually intended them for (feeding babies) freaks people out. The reminder that boobs'…