If you’re too lazy to read this blog, here, I made it in meme form.

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up…

He might be the MVP, but he’d have been hero if he took a chance and got his bonus AND his 69th 3 of the season.

Jose Reyes has been bad for a while and his stint with the Mets last season should have been in-person proof of this for Mets’ brass. Good utility guy option, I suppose, but considering David Wright’s back is worse than Bruce Wayne’s in the pit they shouldn’t be shocked that they’re in this situation.

Are you shamelessly just trying to get a free autographed game-worn Moe Harkless shoe?

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

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Birth certificate from little league

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

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So Tony Romo is dying and that’s why this is happening?

I was having this conversation with my buddy last week: do think he will do this again next season? I mean it’s not like he’s going to dial it back, right? We concluded that unless the Thunder bring in someone truly marquee, which is unlikely, this will just keep going.

“It still up for grabs?”

“Yeah, no way a team can win a championship with 3 white guys.”

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Ball, who played college football for the Wisconsin Badgers, said he will be taking classes at the university this summer to finish his degree.

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

What was he in a block of ice for the last 25,000 years? Or living in a bomb shelter since 1962? How could he not know #7 was retired?

“I am resigning from this job because of an interview I gave to a documentary that details actions that were fully known to Southwestern Christian University when they hired me.”