I have a more general “This is the start of the story I will have to tell” moment, imagining cops, trial, friends, family. Grim.

Enjoy your car commute to work, coming home to the middle of nowhere and looking out the window at nothing while I consider which of the 3000 bars or restaurants I want to go to, get my 1 hour amazon delivery or pick which of the literally hundreds of galleries, museums, concerts or other cultural events I want to…

YES. As someone who works at a hospital, if we don’t work up everyone who comes in, regardless of how often they had been there, we aren’t doing our jobs. It’s called negligence, and it’s how hospitals lose their accreditations. Example: patient comes in saying that they are going to kill themselves because of x,y,z,…

Oh my god, you’re awesome. <3

It's rare to meet such a dedicated AD fan. But there ARE dozens of us. Dozens!

Maeby Funke?

I’m sorry, I had to. I’m sorry. *walks away in shame*

Also, you are totally spot on and awesome.

Children running around sering school busses on fire screaming ‘MAN OR WOMAN MAN OR WOMAN’. This is how Mad Max happens.

Ive never played and at this point in my life i feel its too late. too much to learn and i dont know anyone else that plays. it kinda sucks. ive ALWAYS been interested and always loved the idea of it. but never had anyone willing to play with me. not many nerds like myself where i grew up :/

I know ever since I got the rabies vaccine, I’ve been petting every bat I can get my hands on.

You do, it’s okay, I do too.

THEIR STYLE IN THAT VIDEO THO!

We made a vaccine against Cancer.

And now I’m imagining the arthouse European film of a boy and his mother desperately fleeing police, on a crime-spree, and becoming closer and closer and the claustrophobic atmosphere breaks down their sense of personal space.

Not nearly as wonderful as 1984’s Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie:

not unlike Jurassic Park: spared no expense, hired one single IT guy.

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

Casting their own god as the guy running the local extortion racket. “Nice everything you care about you got there, it would be a shame if something terrible happened to it as a means of showing you my power and love...”

Junior year homecoming. A whole group of us were going to head to downtown Chicago and go to Second City after the dance, and we got my date’s brother to buy us an unreasonable amount of booze for the limo ride. We were going to meet at my house after the dance to pick up the limo, so I filled two backpacks will the…

This is reading really privilege-y to me. There are some who have the privilege of accidental pregnancies being okay, or even welcomed. If that’s you, then don’t get an IUD. No one is making women get IUDs if they don’t want them.

SUBJECT: Care to collaborate one more time?

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.