AND he reached right across a whole other person to do it, as if the guy wasn’t even there!
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True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…
I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.
Rayanne: walking thriftstore and mid-90s style icon. <3
Sorry, I had to illustrate your story...
My personal theory is that some cats can bi-locate, especially when sleeping. Not all cats can do this (or most don’t bother), but it explains a lot of the “saw the cat on the stairs, then saw him sleeping on the couch” stories.
Your cousin’s poor computer skills annoyed enough an IT’s ghost to do troubleshooting over Ouija.
Jewish mothers always right
Yes, please! Disembark! And why not go full Anna Karenina if you feel so strongly?
The nerve of these women! Men NEVER band together to get their candidates elected!
Maybe a goofus and gallant version where you see one group obey, and one group doesn’t, and at the end, the first group is like “why do you guys look so ragged? why are half of you missing. This was not a difficult thing to do. They even gave us rules.”
Right? This just proves to me that filmmakers have never actually had the kind of bullshit job where you can absolutely be fired for not following all the rules, like not twisting people’s arms to sign up for the company credit card - those of us who have would make this a terrible film, since no creepy shit would…
Hilarious fossils jumping through hoops?
Nobody plans on going to rehab. When you go, you go now.
It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.
Subway has been exceeding my expectations for years. I used to think nothing could be more disgusting than the smell of a Subway restaurant. Then I wound up being forced into eating there and I realized “No. It somehow tastes worse than it smells.” But in the past few months, between the Jared bullshit and this, turns…