HE RUINED YOUR OWN NAME. THAT MONSTER.

But... we have Inhumans! Inhumans are cool like mutants, right? Right? <crickets chirp>

I know the cause.

I will never not wear birkenstocks everyone can go fuck themselves those shoes are comfortable as fuck

Sure, I mean, it’s like that time when I kicked a guy square in the balls. He makes a great piss and moan about it but people always want me to look at photos of their kids playing soccer so how am I the asshole?

So, what we’re saying is that it’s absolutely not ok for anybody to have a sense of humor about their job. Great. People do realize that it’s ok to laugh still, right? Hello? Right?

I am a parent. My kid has teachers. If I were snooping around on any of their social media pages and saw this, I would laugh hysterically and make a note to myself to up my end-of-school teacher gift game. I cannot imagine what it must be like to have to manage other people’s children all day long.

In my experience, those who blow off steam with funny/mean gripes are usually the best teachers by miles. It’s the humorless dumb ones who are the classroom Nazis.

If a PINTEREST page is the biggest worry for your child’s education, you’ve got a great fucking school system.

I know! Having millions of uninsured is much better, right?

If Duggar was not from a prominent right-wing cult, or was Black, gay, or had molested boys, Huckabee and all the other Duggar apologists would be screeching a very different tune.

An order of protection wouldn’t have prevented him from murdering her.

My friends did a cat toss instead—they threw a stuffed cat into the whole assembled crowd and the person to catch it was supposed to be the next person to get a cat.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

Many are, but some are also sought by women who took months to get the money together or who didn’t know they were pregnant. If Republicans really wanted to prevent late term abortions, one thing they could do is make it easier and cheaper to access early term ones.

No kidding. Their songs are better, for crying out loud. How can you not put them in the movie?

A Jem movie without Stormer is a Jem movie I don’t want to see. :-(

My phone autocorrects “kk” to ‘Klingon’ EVERY TIME. It has made for some completely nonsensical and awkward conversations.

My mother does not know anything about drugs. I don’t know what she was doing in the 60’s, but it wasn’t anything fun. So, when my older brother was a minor drug king pin at our high school, she was pretty oblivious. He’d come home reeking of weed and she’d innocently ask what that “nice, herby smell was,” to which…

As some of you know, I grew up in rural Utah. I was not mormon and it was, um, hellish. I was by nature a pretty standard kid, but standard kid stuff made you a weirdo in my town, so I struggled to fit in without loosing myself. In any event, I joined the girl scouts in an attempt to make friends. I must have been…