Agent May would end the movie too quickly.

She is a good singer. What’s your solution? Stop making movies about singers? I’d rather have a good actress who knows how to sing play a musician rather than some dummy idiot musician who can’t act play one.

I’ll hear nothing bad about Meryl and her choices.

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

The only cat calls I accept.

Okay folks, it’s time for another round of “No, That’s Not a Thing.”

Don’t you dare fucking call me and other trans women “mentally ill men” you fetid, squirming little insect.

I laugh at your prediction while me and my other Smith alum classmates write checks. Up your trolling game.

Women can now go to a women’s college! This marks the end of the women’s college!

I REALLY love that her name is Mary.

Belinda doesn’t sound tough or determined. Poor Belinda...if only this poster was around on her prom night! #prayersforBelinda

“In 2015, telling young women that it’s their responsibility to keep chaste and virginal in order to retain their “character” is just plain irresponsible.”

The last 5 pounds? Well that's just fucking adorable.

“You’re So Beautiful Just Like U R (As Long As You’re Conventionally Beautiful)”

Because the problem with Memaw’s assumption is that they might, in fact, have gone to church? Damn.

My husband had to restrain me at a Disney World counter-service restaurant, where we waited in line to order for FIFTEEN MINUTES, and the people in front of me STILL had to lingeringly peruse the menu board which had been plainly visible to them for FIFTEEN MINUTES (did I mention we’d all been standing in front of it…

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

Thank you BCO! As a single mom of a rambunctious 2 year old I know that 1) she’s just going to be an asshole in restaurants. period. and 2) the only way she’ll learn not to be an asshole in restaurants is if I take her to eat out and teach her the rules. I order her food first, bring my own sippy cup with milk so she…

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…