Just what we need, another giant dick on a football field.

OMG OMG OMG the love of my life, Wee-Bey, is out of jail and ready to mingle!

These hacked celebrity nudes have really thrown me off.

"If someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent."

I have a little cousin who had similar problems coming out. His parents are Jesus freakjobs and had a pastor lay hands on him, etc. It was heartbreaking. I am the family liberal black sheep so he would call me a lot during that time. I didn't know what to say, because I had never been through something like that, but…

Nice, PStew! I'm going to pretend he's my grandpa and that's him writing me a check for my birthday.

Very different demographic but I've seen a bit of what you're talking about. I think there generally is more pressure in a lot of families for sons to go out and make something of themselves, but in my experience a lot of the drive to keep girls home seemed rooted either in the idea that they couldn't really leave…

Raise your hand if you didn't need a study to tell you this.

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

That's true but unfortunately there are shitty, awful human beings who happen to practice law.

I'll bet you one thousand dollars that guy is NOT a lawyer

I played competitive sports as a kid. I also competed in musical and performance competitions, spelling bees, and was a force to be reckoned with on the debate team.

yeah i mean i get this woman, i do. i have a 4 month old myself, and being in a restaurant with 3 little kids by yourself and a poopy baby and all of the kids are excited to eat and probably have stuff that is a pain to drag out to the car? totally a huge pain in the ass, and the owners are inconsiderate asses not…

Why the fuck would a changing table be a "woman" thing as opposed to a "parent" thing? In attempting to head off some future sexism, you engaged in some of it yourself. Newsflash, dads change the damned diapers too.

Someone suggested Retta yesterday. I think she would be amazing, and she's on Parks and Rec so she's got name recognition and a fanbase. So that's who I'm particularly rooting for.

Idk, that sounds gloriously nerdy, and nerds can be cool.

I knew a guy once who had the classic drunken blackout tattoo moment, except that when he woke up with a brand new mystery tattoo, his was beautiful and said "Karate Explosion" in gorgeous script with pretty curlicues and stuff. Did he do karate? No he did not. Does he know where he got the tattoo? No he does not.…

I dated a Wiccan vegan who thought that her connection to Mother Gaea would help her connect with animals. Geese were the ones who proved her wrong. Hospitalized wrong.

Oh so white people have "discovered" coconut oil now? That's cute.

If I were a man and some woman piped up with "I'm not a feminist..." I would look her in the eye and say "Excuse me. MEN are talking here" and then ignore her for the rest of the evening.

I think this is the only time I've had penis envy.