It would be amazing if you had discovered a new way of cooking turkeys that achieved faster or better results. “Heat at 1000 degrees for 30 minutes, then lower temperature to 325 and roast for 30 more minutes.”

Oh my god, I have always wondered about this. How was the turkey?

“You really should educate yourself.”
Jesus effing Christ, what an asshole.
My brother went through a brief “Super Jew” phase in college and couldn’t understand why I didn’t disagree with intermarriage. He then told me I would understand “when [my] religious views mature.”
My mom always says I would have had a clear case…

Christing hell. On the one hand, now I feel better about my kindergartener’s many questionable decisions. On the other hand, now I know they aren’t going to end any time soon.

Well, she’s not even 2, so I haven’t exactly earned a medal yet.

This is very tragic.

Also, we’re still identifying female murder victims as “wife of [husband/husband’s occupation]”?

I have curly hair that I wear curly. Now it looks like my toddler daughter has curly hair. And my reaction has been: “YES. STAND BACK EVERYONE, BECAUSE I HAVE THIS. THIS IS THE ONE THING I AM ACTUALLY PREPARED FOR.”

You would hunt them down and...?

I think the point, in part, is that there is no reason for uproar about the fact that he did not disclose his status to the world, and that outrage over the fact that he did not disclose to his partner is based on stigma rather than medical risk.

Istanbul’s stray cat population is really something to behold. It’s essentially like a combination of squirrels and pigeons in New York—that’s how prevalent they are.

Edited—sorry, I decided not to post and can’t delete.

That’s what I’m trying! I’m really hoping this will help, and I feel like it’s too soon to tell/I don’t want to jinx things. I’m glad it’s helping you!

Really? I had one round only, and no difference. Topamax also didn’t help, which was really disappointing, because I thought that stood a good chance. Maybe I should rethink the botox. Thanks for the info.

I had a similar experience. But then it did nothing for my migraines, so 30 injections around my head and face for nothing. But if it had worked, I would do it again in a second. I’m glad it’s working for some people!

Seriously.

Christing hell. This lady.
See, that would be have relevant information because it much more clearly demonstrates her judgmental attitude toward other parents (and the autism stuff demonstrates just a lack of critical thinking skills and ability to assess information).

Thanks for your reply. I think I understand it. I don’t doubt that “momtrepreneurs” is trying to make a distinct category, but I do find it telling and troubling that we are creating this distinct category. First, I don’t agree that “momtrepreneurs” is not negative. It’s definitely condescending and has negative…

So, I’m stuck in the grays and no one will ever see this, but: I have some real problems with this article. The tone is oddly sensationalizing and it focuses on a lot of random and unimportant deatils in a way that seems pearl-clutching and even, at times, strangely un-feminist for Jezebel.

That guy’s impression is so amazing that it mesmerizes me. He is my new patron saint of reacting to bullshit.

But what of Guy Fawkes day?!