It’s all so wonderfully 90s! I felt like I was scrolling through pictures of extras from Buffy scenes at The Bronze.

“Next time, we recommend a box. I mean, did you not see this coming?”

Dolphin: What a beautiful day for a swim! Hey, there’s a person. I’ll go say hi! Hi, human! I hope you’re enjoying this lovely day and... OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT HERE I’M RIGHT HERE SWEET JESUS MY FACE WAS RIGHT THERE DIDN’T YOU SEE ME IT’S EVERYWHERE IT’S IN MY BLOWHOLE WHY IS THIS…

When my kindergartener son is angry at me, his hisses. Like a real cat, back of the throat hiss.

I was wearing a Snoopy t-shirt and high tops with lights in the soles

Right on.

Sorry, bitch. It’s time to FALL BACK.

My moms best friend keeps a toddler sized one in her back seat because “she likes the company”

We need to be honest. Miss Piggy was downright abusive to Kermit. For real. Both physically and psychologically. I’m glad he got away from her.

Any recommendations specifically for the wide-toed among us? I have feet like Fred Flinstone.

Any recommendations specifically for the wide-toed among us? I have feet like Fred Flinstone.

I think it, like many Jewish laws, reflects concerns about hygiene and disease—not an issue in modern society, but very much so when the laws were made. “Don’t mess with the body too much, just put it in a closed box and bury it ASAP” was probably a good rule back when diseases wiped out entire cities, tribes, etc.…

I’m Jewish, and cremation is not allowed. But neither are open-caskets. Jewish law is pretty strict about getting the body into the ground as soon as possible.

Just give him a wash and use a blow dryer on the hottest setting—he’ll shrink right back to normal size.

This sounds so much like my dad. I had to use his email account for a while when I was home from college, and he would go into the sent emails to read them. I knew he might, so I baited them with stuff, and sure enough he revealed he was snooping. But it pissed me off that he thought he was so clever, and that he…

“Aspiring Harry Potter Podcast Host”?

Bless their hearts.

I get very frequent migraines that, with medication, I can usually function through enough to teach my classes. But I tend to lose words, which is not ideal when you are lecturing a class of law students. And then my embarrassment about the increasing frequency with which I need to regather my train of thought or…