im pretty sure that’s an alternator dude.

Easy, the Honda Civic. A car which has won more street races than any other car on earth. And yes, it's faster than your car, even if that is a Veyron that the internet is pretty sure is "a lambo, dude!"

The Porsche 956/962

The interior isn’t the worst thing ever but the exterior is.

Jurors asked by media if they thought Shayanna told the truth. They all laugh and say, “no comment.”

I summon AMATEUR LEGAL EXPERTS OF KINJA

No, they just will drive slower and make you late everywhere.

Ford Crown Victoria: unkillable badassmobile. This one has met its reserve, under $3000.

The bunnies multiplied.

Because it was a drag race, not going around a course against others.

I thought they already had one:

In related news, Missouri State Representative Rick Brattin reveals that he knows nothing about (a) steak or (b) how grocery stores work.

Disagree with all of them. Almost all of them look great in pictures. Except the damn Cherokee.

Who?

The table in my company’s main conference room (used for board meetings, etc.) was bought at the bankruptcy sale of a porn production studio. I regularly recognize...sorry, I mean I’ve been told it was used in a number of popular productions.

Just have to go to Ana Carrasco to figure out the solution. Like a boss before she turned 18. No one can complain about objectifying either gender anymore at this point...OK, I admit one woman hasn't changed the world, but go her. Grid girls are whatever. I can understand getting rid of them. Giving a fan a chance is…

"Well, ma'am, although you have insurance for non-insured motorists and underinsured drivers, that doesn't apply to pilots and aircraft. I'm very sorry, is there anything else I can't help you with today?

That's going to be a very interesting insurance claim.