Author's Note: this post was originally published on Friday. The Monte is over.

So, here's a tip: Instead of just assuming something sucks and then going around telling everyone else it sucks, maybe try it first. You never know. You might be surprised.

Since you're from Alabama, I'll say this slowly: Goooood luuuuuck keeeepiiing aaaa flaaaame on a chaaaarcoooal or woooood griiiiill in a wiiiiindyyyy bliiiizzaaaard.

I would like to formally protest the results of this list. Cooking hot dogs and steaks on an electric grill was not listed. And as a Texan with zero experience in white outs, I would expect that grilling meat in the roadway is a common occurrence.

A cheaper Yen maybe be bad for American Manufacturers, but its better for the American consumer, who can purchase cheaply made Asian products while driving manufacturers out of business, which in turn limits the American consumers job prospects, that in the end is actually very bad for the American consumer.

Reminder: The blogger that keeps writing these posts and calling people asshats rolled a Bug on a public road.

Someone give that guy a fucking medal

I love it! Hey wait a minute, didn't the mayor say any hooning will get you arrested... Run slow plow dude run............!

If I were the newscaster, I would totally throw a snowball at that guy

Give me that!

And not only that, for all their troubles, only the lawyer get any real money.

This is actual car porn. Nice.

According to Syracuse.com, a judge has awarded a 1.6 million dollar settlement in a class action lawsuit against Billy Fuccillo's 18 New York State car dealerships for tacking on a $295 "theft protection" package to over 16,000 customers from 2003 and 2012.

yeah, but if you're gunna go ham, get an editor, yk?

The customer is always right! If they tell you to grill it until it's tender, you grill that shit until its fucking tender, asshole!

Looks like 2 model year differences of Malibus to me. Seriously, it could easily be the 2016 or 2017 Malibu that includes a slight face lift.

I see 2 Malibus. One is sportier. I'd concede that one is a Malibu and the other is a MaliBOOM. But those are Malibus.

GET THOSE LIGHTS ON AND MAKE YOUR VEHICLE NOTICEABLE.

Your assertion is that they don't look alike?