"found myself shaking my head and saying "I don't think this man has ever seen a vagina in his entire life"" - laughed SO hard reading that line

DD dude sounds like a real.....dick.

once told by a trainer not to drink electroylyte-balancing liquids prescribed by the show's doctor because it would "ruin her one last chance to save her life.

The corner workers don't seem to hesitate to make sure it's completely safe before running over to the flipped cars, I'm not sure what their rush is, either. Not every single time.

Yeah, but keeping it simple also means the car has less electronics that can break.

In her case, it was definitely not humane, it took multiple blows to behead her and was purposefully done without painkillers. I would agree that there isn't a way to kill anything in an entirely humane way, though.

Unfortunately in Saudi Arabia there is a total lack of transparency regarding criminal proceedings, so…

Legalize it

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

This is a step in the right direction, but I'm not going to rejoice until a successful constitutional challenge is brought to the supreme court, and the entire concept of civil forfeiture is banished entirely at every level of law enforcement.

So am I to assume that, for the first time in 40+ years, someone in the American criminal justice system has learned to read? And in all of that time, the Supreme Court could only count to 3?

Let the class action lawsuits begin!

my first thought upon reading this was

No, that is seriously fucked up.

My MR2 with a built-in Keurig so I can brew fresh coffee while I'm stuck in traffic.

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

or a bag of beef jerky.

nope...I'd still rather be in the s-class

@RamblinReck89: Yes, yes you should. All those college shows on tv have actors in their early 30's and often leave the shows due to needing hip replacements.

I don't think it says 87K, it actually says "WAS BTK" as in the BTK killer. Maybe he wasn't ever caught?