You forgot the red carpet premiere in Arizona. 

That’s not the only bad math. Thinking the situation will be any better in that amount of time is ludicrous right now. They should be delaying things in 6 month chunks at this point, and if some miracle from left field happens you can always bump it up.

As a kid in the 80s and into 90s, I was constantly collecting comics that were both current at the time and from the previous 2 decades, and it’s amazing how many times Denny O’Neil’s name graced those books.

The PlayStation Vagina... I approve.

“What’s his last name? Uh... Greenberg? Guillermo.. Buillermo?”

Every year since has tried to take the mantle.

As someone who, throughout my childhood, grew up with an Enter The Dragon poster on his wall, I’m very much looking forward to this. Bruce Lee was martial arts, if you were born in the 70s, and he definitely was the inspiration to study martial arts when I was a teen and young adult.

I give them a 35% chance they actually get on the court, and a 15% chance that they complete their plans without having to shut it down again.

“These witches are sly, but so am I. I think I have them figured out. Door on the floor, we ain’t here no more.”

I’m sure it was chosen to compare the orange glows of both objects in the picture.

Twitter isn’t the hero we want, it’s the hero we need.

And who would have thought that one of the early heroes of 2020 would be Twitter? (I just threw up in my mouth a little)

The last time they made a complete NFL football game. Fourteen fucking years ago. Just look at the features in that game. Single season play with updated rosters, excellent franchise mode, and great gameplay for the time.

“That’s my old pillow! God, I used to beat off into that thing every night.”

After looking at my update this morning from HBO Now to HBO Max, on the one hand it’s nice to have more content at no additional cost, but on the other I’m a little underwhelmed by the potpourri smattering of shows and movies that they slapped over the usual HBO content.

This is a beautiful thing and the producer of this content should be lauded. Huge fan of Julia Garner for her work on Ozark and The Americans.

They should have named him Æon Flux Musk.

NO

“Renewal was automatic, Guillermo destroyer tragic, Nandor start to panic, but don’t worry Laszlo will bat it!” - Count Rapula reaction

“Pay that lunch lady her moneeey!”