I am trying to see the negative in looking like a fancy pirate.

Stop enforcing your Pacific beauty standards onto this Atlantic gal.

I’m a horrible person who has a special place reserved in hell for me, complete with a velvet rope and a disco ball, because I was distracted by the picture as I read the headline and thought it said “Prince William Opens Up About the Loss of His Hair.”

“Well you ice cream is like a Jimmy Fallon SNL sketch, halfway through you break down laughing and you can’t finish it”

What’s not to love?

Drug Robot is going to give The Americans’ Mail Robot a run for its money.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Diamond Joe Biden needs to be on that list.

Huey Lewis & The News, the favorite musical act of Republicans and psychopaths everywhere, refused to play Trump’s inauguration.

I had this really long rant and I removed it because I just cannot with the world today. So tired of racism.

If there’s any need for evidence that feminism still has quite a ways to go to become truly intersectional, one should look no further than this comment section. TERFs abound, more interested in the oppression olympics than liberating one another.

The bigger the better! <3

FEED HIM TO THE CORGIS

This is a tough call as I think Justin Timberlake should be muted all the time. Can’t stop that feeling!

I vote for Tituss/Titus as host of the Emmys; he’s the best part of this show, by a league. His funny is FAST.

If Blue Ivy could just jump up and down and cheer for me on a regular basis, I think I could do anything. I’m definitely not baby crazy, or even really that interested in other people’s kids, but for some reason that child just makes my heart melt.

That line in Formation about the “negro nose with Jackson 5 nostrils” made me, a Korean American, so proud of my flat, non-European nose for the first time.

Blue Ivy is very, very cute and I loved her tiny Prince-like outfit.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.