Yup. If you’re gonna put quotas on the sales staff, you gotta give ‘em some tools to meet those quotas. If the price is fixed and supply isn’t limited, you’re pretty limited in closing the sale. Guess it’s time to break out Glengarry Glen Ross for the end of the quarter sales meetings.

Finally, a writer responds like normal human being, instead of that “Kill’em With Kindness” bullshit.

Thank you, exactly. People project odd realities, it helps them believe they are the center of the universe, thus, “the deer attacked me because he was mad at me.” Sure lady.

“Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”

You short $TSLA bro?

And that’s the value in reading beyond the headline.

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

“what the fuck are you talking about?”

What the fuck are you talking about? We haven’t repeated any “ad-copy,” but we have reported on claimed features and conference calls, which is what we do for all automakers with an unrivaled level of skepticism.

It looks like he fought...

I’ve yet to write one, but plenty of my coworkers have handled total losses that ended with a fatality. Modern cars are really pretty safe and can handle a lot, the times we see most fatalities are when no seat belts are worn or the cars are pre-2000s.

If he died, then we wouldn’t have heard about. People being killed in shredded cars happens all the time.

No title.

Biggest urban myth

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

The yellow #12 car is a Camaro.

Maybe he thought it was okay to pull out like due to the decals on his car.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”