Good time to remember:

It was the sort of thing a high school kid might do without thinking of the potential consequences, which is to say the sort of thing a high school kid should be doing.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Ultras gonna Ultra.

I hate that I laughed at this

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

Because if there’s anything Jezebel readers can get behind, it’s a man telling them to smile.

He just wants to see a bunch of Ryan Gosling gifs and pictures as counterpoints.

You think we’re too stupid to realize when you’re baiting us Deadspin Dude?

ATP Miami Masters 1000, one of many tennis Masters tournaments - or is this an April Fools joke that I’m falling for, why am I even commenting on something on this stupid day, arghhhh

Lil bud hah...already with the emasculating jokes!