I know we like to joke about Pop/Kerr 2020 and what not, but I so earnestly think Steve Kerr would make an incredible public official. He’s young, progressive, successful, and infinitely charming. Not to mention, the backstory surrounding his father is such a compelling narrative as to why he is the man he is today…

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns.

Seagulls, like you, are bad.